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- Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- Are your parents siblings?
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- Better at sex than anyone; now all you need is a partner.
- Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you would have had enough oxygen at birth?
- Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- Every person has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
- Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
- Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
- You have a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
- You are living proof that a human can live without a brain!
- You are the kind of a person that would be used as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- You are not stupid; you're possessed by a retarded ghost.
- Here's a quarter. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
- Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
- How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- I bet your mother has a loud bark!
- I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
- I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
- I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
- I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
- I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
- I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
- I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anyplace to put it!
- I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
- If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
- If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
- If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
- If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean.
- If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
- Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
- Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
- So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
- There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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