E-mail Gil

INSULTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

·  How about never? Is never good for you?
·  You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
·  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
·  I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
·  Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
·  I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
·  I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
·  You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
·  I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
·  I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
·  I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
·  It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
·  I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
·  What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
·  Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
·  I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
·  I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
·  His teeth are brighter than he is.
·  No, my powers can only be used for good.
·  We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
·  The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
·  I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
·  Who me?  I just wander from room to room.
·  I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
·  It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
·  I might be short but you're ugly and I still have time to grow!

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Updated: April 14, 2010

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